Singles Night
Hosted by Jeffery Epstien, this will be one night you'll never forget, and one some women will unfortunatly never remember
Pamper Yourself
Mums, are you tired of wheelin' the kids around all day? We invite you to truly relax. Why not a macaroon or bathe in our luxurious Hot (HOT) Springs?
Couples Cooking
Led my world-renowned chef Julie Child (the movie was very misleading), enjoy our new pasta making course!
Activities Program
Never a dull moment, these are just some of the tempting offers we hope you'll indulge in at your stay!
River Cruise
Senior Discounts are available, and please remeber to keep your hands inside the boat at all time, we can not ensure your survival
Still Life Painting
Ever wondered how we get our subjects so still? That's because they are impaled through the anus. Because we care
Bonfire
Come and warm your tootsies at our eternal flame, brought to you by natural gas